Bernice Goldman
(October 9, 1931 – July 4, 1999) holocaust survivor and
experimental psychiatrist is best known for her radical anti-therapy
movement Oedipedics. In 1944, she along with her entire family were
deported from their native Hungary to the famous Nazi Jewish retirement
community today known as Auschwitz. The severely disturbed Ms. Goldman
was the only member of her family to rejoin the work force of life.
After completing her Medical degree at Harvard she worked at Camarillo
State Hospital where she administered first hand experiences of
Auschwitz’s hygienic policies to patients. Dissatisfied with her
institutional research, Dr. Goldman began treatment with the renowned
Carl Jung in 1959. Everyday until his death in 1961, the two doctors
fucked liked supernatural totemic rabbits on his 16th century Turkish
rug. It was only after the good doctor’s passing that Bernice
Goldman fell into a five-year abyss of near suicidal depression. At the
bottom of this dark and bitter pit she formulated her theory of
Oedipedics. This action based idea declared not only that the Oedipus
Complex was correct, but that acting out its core drama with as many
partners as possible in real life was the true calling of every man,
woman and child. With the fanatic zeal of a convert to her own religion
she set across the globe lecturing, conducting workshops, murdering and
fornicating. Ironically, she was imprisoned by Austrian officials in
1997 and died of a heart attack while playing her old favorite
Auschwitz past time, Ping Pong in the rec-room. It can be said that she
passionately and bravely destroyed many lives along the way.