The Blue Jew Yorker has morphed into a periodic featured piece of expression. Submissions are welcome year round and include poetry, essays and other mediums used to expose the raw human voices that you do and do not hear on a Manhattan bound F-train. Excavating all stages of transformation in the Melting Pot, from uncooked whole carrots to potato-meat amalgamations where the original object is indecipherable, most attitudes and genres are considered. Penetrated husks peeled down to thumping toes with reverent screaming and irreverent whimpering is encouraged. Non-Jewish welcome. Tourists accepted.